ugh my mom is starting up so much unnecessary family drama and she’s putting me right in the middle of it and it’s really stressing me out, like everyone is fine except her and she seems to think that everyone is against her
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
Reasons why I am not down for shower sex
reblog if you’ve been personally victimized by someone comparing the wolf of wall street to american hustle
Adèle Exarchopoulos | Madame Figaro (March 2014)
currently working on an essay on sofia coppola, feminism and the male gaze
How are you feeling? Kind of under the weather? Like you’ve got the flu? That would be the ricin I gave you. I slipped it into that Stevia crap you’re always putting in your tea.
True Blood’s Joe Manganiello gets in bed with W.
Photograph by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott; styled by Edward Enninful; W magazine March 2014.
The 2014 Vanity Fair Hollywood Portfolio by Chuck Close